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kiss this b**ch
can u blow up things too?
don´t piper me
phobe ur the queen of all evil literally
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Paige: My sweater shrunk.
Piper: Ah, come on, you've worn tighter things than that.
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Leo: I am sure that it's just all this arguing has got the baby upset.
Piper: Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy
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Piper(to Leo) hoebe! Work? No no no. She's probably at her gay and
lesbian group right about now
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Piper: Ugh, what happened?
Leo: You guys almost died, that's what happened.
Piper: Yeah, well, what else is new
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Piper-Delivery man said he got a sign. Leonardo's beautique in Bodega Bay. Leo short for Leonardo, Bodega Bay, where Dan is from.
Phoebe-Hmm...
Piper-Don't act blonde. You cast that spell didn't you??
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Phoebe: Yes, Paige made a mistake.
Piper: Mistake! She stole from us.
Phoebe: Borrowed, She Borrowed!
Piper: S-she threw our family heritage out the window!
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Piper: I may be stuck in bed, but i am not stuck on stupid!!
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Piper - Phoebe your over reacting....Thats my department
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Piper - *Sarcastically* "Oh watch out Phoebes, hes packin a seashell
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i like this one:
piper: "i'm being stalked by psycho killers and i hide in the shower?!?"
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[sacastically]"Oh please help me. The evil man is dipping me into the water and its really cold"
To old woman: "Hi...newly weds, fist fight......eyes front"
Doris: "No, we are not going anywhere"
Piper: "ah...you're not?"
Doris: "No...we can stay and take care of you"
Piper: "You can?"
Doris: "I look forward to some real mother daughter bonding"
Piper: "You do huh?"
[Edited on 11-09-2003 by Pyatro]
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I liked the episode where Piper is drunk and she freezes Leo and says:
"I said no pep-talk!!" Then falls off the chair - that always makes me giggle!!!
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Piper: Did your baby just electrocute the nice doctor man?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Paige: What the hell was that for?
Pheobe: I dont know! You'll have to ask him!
Piper: Ok, why did your mommy push Paige out the window?
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Piper: Timbuktu, you sent him to Timbuktu!!
Phoebe: It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with undo
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Piper: Your treatment of me is shocking! Geddit, shocking!!!
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Piper: Oh the scary man is dipping me in water and it's really cold! - or something like that!!!
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In the episode where she is drunk and freezes Leo:
Piper: I said no pep-talk!!! [then she falls off the chair] - I love that episode!!!!
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Charmed Again II
Piper:"I think the more appropriate question is, how does a white-lighter get somebody knocked up?"
Piper:"We just better hope there's some Wiccan exorcism in the Book of Shadows cause… yeah"
Devil's Music
Piper: I’d rather just freeze him and kick him in the ... (doorbell rings) That better not be him.
Phoebe: In the shins?
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I like these ones, they were great!
Piper - I panic, I put my hands up, and bad things tend to freeze.
Mark - For how long??
Piper - Not very, - Let's go!
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Phoebe - What?!
Piper - Oh my god. You two could scare the hair off a cat. No demons dare drop by here.
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Piper - So your new and improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us, We're screwed?!
not sure on the episodes for these but I luv 'em anyway!! rb:" />
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Miss Ginny
I liked Piper in that eppy when she was drunk in Season 4, can't really think of a quote right now. |
Oh your thinking of....
Piper: She [Paige] tried to tell me he [Cole] was evil over, and over and over and over....and over.....and over..........and
over...................and over, wow, that doesn't even seem like a word anymore...
right? I love that quote, I don't remember it exactly but its really funny.
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I know that these have been posted my other people on this thread already, but these are my favorites so I'm posting them anyway:
Piper: Vanquish the Demon first, kill husband later
I'm being stalked by a psycho killer & I hide in the shower?
Piper: You'll never greet your husband at the door with 'Hun, I think I froze the kids again'
Piper: Stop or I’ll freeze.
Piper: I'm pregnant, not terminal
You asked me to marry u and I did, you wanted a family and I gave you a son and now u want me to watch u just walk away?
I maybe stuck in bed but I'm not stuck on stupid
Piper - Phoebe your over reacting....That's my department
- dark_rose
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here's one from the demon who came in from the cold
Phoebe: The Prophet that I was trying to save was talking about Lockserom.
Piper: The Internet provider? What, the demons want their own website now?
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"Im being stalked by phsyco killers and i hide in the shower!!!"
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~If you get out of my body now, I wont have to vanquish your sorry ass
~(Piper)I object to this union
(preacher) I didn't ask that yet
(Piper) Well, I'm objecting to it anyways (somethin like that)
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I don't know. I don't pay attention to her qoutes sometimes.
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My favorite Piper quote that comes to mind is:
"Playing on an expectant mothers fears? I don't think so!" I even use that as my sig.
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Ok, I found a few more. Not sure the name of the epi, but here they are....
1. Piper: Am I ok??? Prue is a dog, Pheobe is a Banshee! I'm not in the vecinity of ok!
2. Cole: What's going on?/ Piper: Pheobe's home.
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OK, I HAVE ANOTHER ONE. IT WAS FROM BABY'S FIRST DEMON ON SUNDAY....
I'M HAVEING A HARD TIME LEAVING, I'M HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING PHEOBE TO LEAVE.
OR SOMETING ALONG THOSE LINES
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Ok, this is from the final eppy:
"It's not nice to piss off Mother Nature"
I'm not sure what eppy this one is from:
"It's a good thing that car had breaks, or you'd be roadkill."
[Edited on 20-5-2003 by piper1317]
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oo, I don't want to repeat any of the ones that are already posted coz they are all so good!
but here's one of my fave that hasn't been mentioned yet:
Piper: Look how squishy i was!!!
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these ar the ones i am thinking of...
Piper:darryl i'm sorry but what do you want me to say?my sister is possessed by a naturally born killer and my husband is in 1994 and i do not mean
in the fashion sense,he time traveled back with my other sister so now the only one left here to help me is you.
Piper:leo who are you talking to?
Leo:uh no one just myself.
piper:yourself?you were telling yourself how much you love you?
Paige:we need a plan.
piper k here it is...we go home,we vomit
paige:and...
Piper:that's all i got so far.
Piper:third demon in a row that i've killed with my new power,but who's counting.
Leo:what's up?
Piper:what's up? how about a kiss for your long lost wife?
Paige:are you two out of your freaking minds?
piper:don't people usually storm out of the house when they're angry?
Piper:so why is sir lust a lot lusting after you?
Paige how the hell shoud i know?
Piper:well because he's your damn fairy tale and he's alive and frozen in our kitchen.
phoebe:this isn't just about saving our own lives or even melody's.it's about good versus evil and wrong versus right and our jobs as good witches
to fight the good fight.
Piper:dr.seuss,is that you?
paige:it's wierd talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper:well,um paige,how do you think i got pregnant
that is all i will put for now.
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Here's a couple of my favorites....
"Phoebe you're supposed to take the trash out not go through it!"
Wedding From Hell.
And my personal favourite....
"........I will hunt you and I will kill you, even if that means coming back from the dead and don't think I won't find a way to do
that......."
Day The Magic Died
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Piper: How dare How dare you leave me! How could you go and die and leave me here all alone? Please come back. I need you. Please come back.
Leo: It's okay. It's okay, honey.
Piper: It's not okay. She risked her life everyday and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone.
Leo: I know.
Piper: How could she think that I could live without her?
This is one of my favorite sad ones, and my favorite funny one...
Phoebe: You hear voices, voices.
Phoebe: Piper!
Piper: I'm so glad you're here. I can't see a thing and I wrapped my car around a pole and I know it sounds crazy but I think it has something to
do with that mangy monkey.
Phoebe: Piper!
Piper: Where are you? Ow! Who put that there?
Phoebe: Oh my god, Piper, you're blind!
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